theDate= new Date();
var day = theDate.getDate();
var year = theDate.getYear();
year = (year < 2000) ? year + 1900 : year;
var textdate = (theDate.getMonth() + 1) + '/' + theDate.getDate() + '/' + year;

var numquotes = 41;
quotes = new Array(numquotes+1);
quotes[0] = "A committee is the only creature in the Universie with multiple stomaches and no brain";
quotes[1] = "Everyone will experience the consequences of his own acts.  <br>If his acts are right, he'll get good consequences; if they're not, he'll suffer for it. <br><b>(Harry Browne)</b>";
quotes[2] = "Whatever our creed, we feel that no good deed can by any possibility go unrewarded, no evil deed unpunished. <br>(Orison Swett Marden)";
quotes[3] = "You cannot do wrong without suffering wrong. <br><b>(Ralph Waldo Emerson)</b>";
quotes[4] = "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.  <br><b>(Groucho Marx)</b>";
quotes[5] = "The great successful men of the world have used their imagination...they think ahead and create their mental picture in all its details, filling in here, adding a little there, altering this a bit and that a bit, but steadily building-steadily buildings. <br><b>(Robert Collier)</b>";
quotes[6] = "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. <br><b>(Groucho Marx)</b>";
quotes[7] = "The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them. <br><b>(George Bernard Shaw)</b>";
quotes[8] = "Success doesn't come to you...you go to it. <br><b>(Marva Collins)</b>";
quotes[9] = "Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! <br><b>(Groucho Marx)</b>";
quotes[10] = "Every situation, properly perceived, becomes an opportunity. <br><b>(Helen Schucman)</b>";
quotes[11] = "Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. <br><b>(Groucho Marx)</b>";
quotes[12] = "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. <br><b>(Groucho Marx)</b>";
quotes[13] = "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..if you can fake that, you've got it made. <br><b>(Groucho Marx)</b>";
quotes[14] = "It's time to take the bull by the tail and face the situation. <br><b>(W.C. Fields)</b>";
quotes[15] = "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No use being a damned fool about it. <br><b>(W.C. Fields)</b>";
quotes[16] = "No grand idea was ever born in a conference, but a lot of foolish ideas have died there. <br><b>(F. Scott Fitzgeralds)</b>";
quotes[17] = "What force is more potent than love. <br><b>(Igor Stravinsky)</b>";
quotes[18] = "Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. <br><b>(Henry J. Kaiser)</b>";
quotes[19] = "Two paths diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.  <br><b>(Robert Frost, in <i>The Road Less Traveled</i>)</b>";
quotes[20] = "I do not feel obliged to believe that same God who endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect, had intended for us to forgo their use. <br><b>(Galileo Galilei)</b>";
quotes[21] = "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. <br><b>(Evelyn Beatrice Hall)</b>";
quotes[22] = "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. <br><b>(Robert Anson Heinlein)</b>";
quotes[23] = "Never try and teach a pig to sing: it's a waste of time, and it annoys the pig. <br><b>(Robert Anson Heinlein)</b>";
quotes[24] = "The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it contracts. <br><b>(Oliver Wendell Holmes)</b>";
quotes[25] = "In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. <br><b>(Albert Einstein)</b>";
quotes[26] = "A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. <br><b>(Francois Bacon)</b>";
quotes[27] = "Music expresses that which can not be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. <br><b>(Victor Hugo)</b>";
quotes[28] = "Opportunity...often it comes in the form of misfortune, or temporary defeat. <br><b>(Napoleon Hill)</b>";
quotes[29] = "The price of success is perseverance.  The price of failure comes cheaper. <br><b>(Anonymous)</b>";
quotes[30] = "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. <br><b>(Sir Richard F. Burton)</b>";
quotes[31] = "The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it's stranger than we can imagine. <br><b>(Arthur C. Clarke)</b>";
quotes[32] = "<b>Clarke's First Law:</b> When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.<br> <b>Clarke's Second Law:</b> But the only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.<br><b>Clarke's Third Law:</b> Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. <br><b>(Arthur C. Clarke)";
quotes[33] = "I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature. <br> It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. <br> Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies. <br><b>(Thomas Jefferson)</b>";
quotes[33] = "'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.  <br><b>(Abraham Lincoln)</b>"; 
quotes[34] = "In Germany they came first for the Communists,<br>" +
"and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.<br> " +
"Then they came for the Jews,<br> " +
"and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew.<br>" + 
"Then they came for the trade unionists, <br>" +
"and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.<br>" + 
"Then they came for the Catholics, <br>" +
"and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant.<br>" + 
"Then they came for me, <br>" +
"and by that time no one was left to speak up.<br><b>(Martin Niemoeller (1892-1984), German Protestant Clergyman)</b>"; 
quotes[35] = "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. <br><b>(Blaise Pascal)</b>";
quotes[36] = "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a " + 
"different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or faraway." +
"<br><b>(Henry David Thoreau)</b>"  ;
quotes[37] = "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. <br><b>(Henry David Thoreau)</b>" ;
quotes[38] = "The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion. <br><b>(George Washington)</b>";

quotes[39] = "People are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted, and at seeing it practiced.<br><b>(Samuel Butler)</b>";
quotes[40] = "A fundamentalist is someone who hates sin more than he loves virtue. <br><b>(John H. Schaar)</b>";

quotes[41] = "History, I believe,furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining " +
"a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance of which their civil " +
"as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purposes.<br><b>(Thomas Jefferson)</b>";


function rndnumber(){
  var randscript = -1
  while (randscript < 0 || randscript > numquotes || isNaN(randscript)){
    randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(numquotes+1))
  }
  return randscript
}